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Taking cash is all you do? You don’t don’t make bagels? Are you thieves? Or do you mean to say you take cash in exchange for bagels?
It's just silly to refuse cream cheese, because cream cheese can make.... wait for it... bagels!
I would be bartering all kinds of condiments of I were a bagel shop owner
IDK where you live but if something like that happened here, it would be 100% a provocation by sanitary inspectors.
In an imaginary world without government, sure, I'd barter all the time
If the woman came with a friend, that would be the tax inspector
I personally like our food regulations. Without them, going out to eat would be a game of diarrhea roulette.
It still is, for me at least. I checked google reviews after getting shits from eating out and the reviewers did a better job than any sanitary inspector that may or may not have visited them. Fuck Google, but crowdsourcing beats the nepo-bribery complex.
That’s a good point. Since it can still happen sometimes, we might as well give up and let it happen orders of magnitude more often.