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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Correct. I am an expert on straight people. You are clearly an expert on females. I challenge you to a formal debate

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Legitimately can't tell if you're joking or if you are this much of a douche.

If you're actually asking, no. You got corrected and you learned something. Take that for what you will.

[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You have a hard time recognizing humor, don't you? I'm sorry that it causes you pain, but people aren't going to change for you, so either cope or disengage.

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

So in other words, you are yet another pathetic heterosexual incapable of direct communication, even when directly prompted to do so?