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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 19 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 1 minute ago) (3 children)

It doesn't help that almost all my very non techy POs (product owners) absolutely refused to put even the slightest effort into their tickets. Why acceptance criteria? just make it work!

MAKE WHAT WORK? YOU WROTE "FUNCTIONALITY X BROKEN" AND LEFT THE TICKET ITSELF BLANK!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH SERVICE THIS IS ABOUT!

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 1 minute ago

Product owner in an agile project.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

"Works on my machine, closing ticket"

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Why were your probation officers putting in tickets with you?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 2 minutes ago

*product owner

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