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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's literally my "retirement plan."

After my older family pass away like my mother, father, and grandmother, I'm taking a trip to the store and buying a shotgun to eat then fucking off somewhere deep into the woods where hopefully no one has to accidentally find me.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago

If you're in the US, get the gun now, you might need it for other reasons. Fascists typically try to take the guns at some point. Don't believe Republican 2nd amendment bullshit. The leaders would love to take the guns, Trump even said as much.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 20 points 1 month ago

I mean at least take out some fascist politician or something.

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey, I know things are dire, but remember our patron saint Luigi.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

seriously, if your gonna kill yourself you might as well take out the worst scumbags around before you do

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I mean you can imagine more than that, my plan is to take loans and credit cards I have no plans to pay back, ball out all over the world and then book a solo sky dive, perhaps over an active volcano and dive straight into it

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why not intentionally overdose on heroin? Yeah you will puke and pee/poop your pants while you die, but it'll be fucking awesome.