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You don't think people have different metabolic tolerance and processing rates?
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They do, but nobody's sinking 210ml of pure ethanol and blowing that low without either being the size of a house or putting in some serious practice. That's the same as drinking 2 entire bottles of wine in 2 hours.
It's the practice they were talking about with "insight".
Okay, I guess I'm a super hero and so is the rest of my family ๐คทโโ๏ธ
I guess you and your family have practice.
No, that's the entire fucking point ๐คฆโโ๏ธ. Just absolutely peak Reddit shit.
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