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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Small dog in a fenced yard, picking up after him is a non issue. His business breaks down in a matter of a couple of weeks and there's never enough to become a problem. If he goes while on a walk, i pick it up.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's just your specific case. If you have an outdoor cat you also don't have to maintain a cat toilet.

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

I don't think it's good to have outdoor cats. They're very destructive to small animals (songbirds included) in the area.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

No, I'm representative of all dog owners. If a cat is left outside, it is technically a form of mountain lion, which does not count.

Dogs rool, cats drool.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

No, they just come and shit in my yard instead.

The neighbours cats have made it their goal to shit in our vegetable garden and burying the little turd there. I dislike them as much as people that dont pick up after their dogs.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What do you mean "no"? Your cat-owning neighbors don't maintain a cat toilet, do they? Just as I said, so "yes".

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, as in they dont have to maintain their outdoor cat.

I get to do that instead. Oh joy for me.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

Oh, ok. Glad we are on the same page here. Enjoy.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Squirrels, chipmunks and rabbits must also piss you off. Also bears.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Nice non-equivalent there buddy.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His business breaks down in a matter of a couple of weeks and there's never enough to become a problem.

Your yard and shoes smell like dog shit, you're simply nose blind to it. Please clean up after your dog shits.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have we met? You have absolutely no basis to make that claim. My yard and shoes smell fine, my sense of smell is fantastic. Why don't you worry about your own yard rather than making assumptions about mine?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't have a yard. Now who's making assumptions, hmmm?