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[โ€“] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It would get you promoted at Twitter, where lines of code is the productivity metric.

[โ€“] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

If only I could measure the quality of my paper purely by word count...

I thought "a a a a a a" x100000 was thought-provoking and well tested.