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Strengthen your arguments with compelling programming book covers (orlybooks.com)
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[–] practisevoodoo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone please explain the Linux profiling one to me.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i guess "bring your watch" implies a lack of good tools for profiling C++ on Linux?

[–] practisevoodoo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I thought it might be a reference to prof. But that didn't seem like enough for a (fake) book cover so I was wondering if I missed something.