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[–] sausager@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My Italian grandpa escaped a Nazi camp and brought his wife and my mom to America. Now I need to escape my family back to Italy. Funny how that worked out

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

hello distant relation i would like to join you on your emigration please and thank you. i promise to buy a large enough pan i don't have to break my noodles

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cook spaghetti in long cylinder instead, problem solved

[–] qbus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Your wish is granted. Pasta Express Pasta Cooker As Seen On TV Recipe Book NIB 2005 by Tristar Product | eBay https://share.google/xl0DVkeuThct1uyY9

how much for an ass seen on the internet shrek pasta extruder

or maybe in a loaf pan? they make one that goes on the burner, right?

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Or make your own spaghetti [ o_O or noodles ] fresh.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You need to escape your family? What makes your family so terrible?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gonna guess fascists.