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[โ€“] baines@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what? not her my dude, him

i was so very confused

Aaah sorry, I thought the earlier comment initially came off as dismissive towards my friend. All good.

I don't recall what my friend said but dude got kicked out of the glow-in-the-dark mini golf place and she got to have his drink for free before finding her safe friends again. Problem solved itself fortunately.