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passive aggressively breaks orzo in half while maintaining eye contact
For people who don't realize how confusing this would be, this is what orzo looks like:
will probably need some toenail clippers and lots of time
Lots of passive aggressive time
Gonna need a banana for scale
Those are bananas.
Zoom in and look at the wood grain under the spoon.