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Lemmy be like (lemmy.world)
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[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

For people who don't realize how confusing this would be, this is what orzo looks like:

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

will probably need some toenail clippers and lots of time

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 5 points 3 days ago

Lots of passive aggressive time

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Gonna need a banana for scale

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Those are bananas.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Zoom in and look at the wood grain under the spoon.