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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

I don't get America, a place where you can walk around with a weapon that has no purpose other than to cause harm

Edit: fair few people here going "Yeah, people who don't treat guns correctly are so dangerous!" meanwhile they don't realise they're part of the problem. Any country where you can carry around a gun without repercussions is a country I don't want to be in

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Some context here: this is almost certainly a gun store, and this is going to be from the check-in station for when people come to jlhave their guns worked on, a holster fitted, or for gun sales.

I used to work an a major outdoors store and we'd have dozens of customer-owned guns come in a day, and we'd find a round in the chamber a few times a year, and we have them hell over it every time. We also had jar of shame like this one.

The worst that I experienced was when I was mounting a scope on a 300 Win Mag. The rifle was checked in up front, made it through 2 salesmen who helped them select a scope, and then to me for the mounting.

I had the customer shoulder the gun so I could find their eye position, got the appropriate mounts, and took the gun to the back and spent some time.mounting everything.

When everything was mounted properly, the optic zeroed with the bore scope (good enough to hit paper at 100 yards), and the gun ready to go I worked the action to check clearance on the bolt and a nickel-plated round was ejected. The guy at the gun check-in had seen the color of the jacket and assumed it was the magazine follower (they're supposed to che k more thoroughly, and the next 3 of us in line did the same quick visual check and were fooled by the silver color.

My asshole was puckered for a week, and when I reported the incident to the firearm department manager he threw a shifting at everyone involved (including the customer), but let me off easy since I reported the incident and he could see how shaken I was.

But it also was a great demonstration of the importance of the rules of gun safety. Even though we all "knew" the gun was unloaded, there wasn't any real danger since we all still treated it like it was loaded at all times.

Safety requires multiple layers. With the 4 rules (treat all guns as if they are loaded, do not point the gun at anything you aren't willing to kill or destroy, be aware of your target and what's behind your target, and keep your finger off the trigger until ready to fire), you can screw up on any 3 of the rules without anyone being injured.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

I have a few firearms. All are unloaded. Every damn time I touch a gun I eject the magazine, and check the chamber. Alllllways assume a gun is loaded. I even check again before packing shit away just to ensure the habit. Now magazines? Those fuckers stay loaded. Same for the reloaders.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I have a neighbor who appears to be schitzophrenic. He seems to think I hacked his wifi for some reason. He's threatened me in the parking lot, assaulted another resident, and I have a video of him standing outside my bedroom window in the middle of the night, pointing at it, and swinging a baseball bat. I bought a gun. I carry it when I go to my car or the mailbox or do laundry. Because the cops didn't do shit and I am not going to get murdered by this motherfucker.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk why but you reminded me of this story lol.

I had a neighbor for a while who would walk around talking to himself. The closest I got to him, I was walking to the dumpsters with the trash and he was walking the other way towards me. As I was walking by I nodded and said "how's it going" y'know as ya do, and he responded with a totally normal "fuck you american you come to africa I kill you yadda yadda." I laughed and said "Ok you have a nice one too" and everything was cool, but I probably would have been worried if I hadn't had a gun concealed on me at the time.

Luckily I didn't have to use it! Closest I've got was a different dude who pulled a knife on me and my then-gf in a parking lot in '19. I moved the concealment and grabbed the grip and for some unknown reason he decided to walk away without pressing the issue further. I assume he found someone else to rob, no clue what happened after I bought my groceries and left.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

People seem to think gun owners are itching for an excuse to use it. Maybe some are like that, but as for me, and it sounds like you, and the majority I've met, well I don't ever want to put holes in anything that isn't made of paper. It is reassuring to know that if someone's going to try and bludgeon me to death I have an option to prevent that though.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've actually drawn once in a defensive situation. Juvenile mountain lion was curious. I was growling and hissing at it but it kept coming so I drew. It finally turned and I didn't have to try and kill it.

Peak life experience. I was really lucky to get see one and I'm so glad I didn't have to shoot it.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

That's the other thing Europeans don't understand. They drove all their alpha predators extinct centuries ago.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You see, we might just need to cause death at any moment, one never knows, there's too much life around all the time. Someone's gotta keep that in check.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

how do you expect us to protect ourselves from other gun owners?

[–] Pogbom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I can't tell if this is a joke or you can't see the irony haha

[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's for killing MAGA. Washington and his friends were worried people would try to create tyranny, so they made sure Americans all had guns to kill the people who do that.