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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 98 points 1 month ago (2 children)

with the same razor

"we're blood brothers here. We share bloodborn diseases between each other this way. Hepatitis A is for Alphas." /s

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

we share herpes with each other, is what he saying.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, at least they figured out a solution to the whole "crabs" problem they had going on, clearly

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

it will be interesting how he got crabs on his head.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Help a tight ass