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[–] dmtalon@infosec.pub 30 points 5 days ago (15 children)

Or stop feeding them so much? I've had pets my whole life. A cat and dog now, but multiple cats and dogs since I was born . My parents had cats when I was born.

Not one was ever fat. This doesn't seem complicated.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I have one with hormone issues. She is 16 and does not over eat. She is 4 pounds overweight and its kinda hard to take a 16 year old cat jogging. Just because you have perfectly healthy animals isn't a realistic measure of everyone else's pets.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

What would happen if she was fed less?

4 pounds doesn't sound massive for an old cat compared to how fat most "fat cats" are

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

If it's hormonal based weight gain, and yiubjust fed them less, then the cat would most likely feel permanently hungry. Not an ideal situation. Just like a person, if hormones are out of whack, it's not as easy as just eat less/eat more.

[–] cheeseburger@piefed.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Average cat is 12 pounds, so 4 pounds overweight is like a person who should be 180lb weighing 240lb. Also, a hungry cat is a fucking nightmare to live with.

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