badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Santa is one of the angels God sent down to Sodom and Gomorrah to see if anyone was worth saving. Santa was just hanging out on Earth for the most part but, after a while, boredom and loneliness set in. So after long time of doing nothing, Jesus came and did the whole eternal salvation gimmick. Santa, who was envious of Jesus for getting a religion named after him, decided to capitalize off of Jesus' hard work and wanted a piece of the action. Unlike Jesus, however, he wasn't willing to be a martyr. So he used his present-making magic and, instead of giving salvation to all who deserved it, he gave presents to all who deserved them.
Biblical scholars believe the other angel sent down to Sodom and Gomorrah was probably Joan of Arc. Her jealousy was also about on par with Santa. A fun fact about Joan of Arc is that before she was martyred, she tried to start a religion by adding another testament to the Abrahamic faith, similar to the mormons. However, hats weren't invented at that time, so there was nothing to read religious texts out of. Instead, frustrated with a lack of a following, she invented a backstory and got martyred and canonized.