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Its actually because I'm a noob ๐Ÿ˜“ (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Am baby

My code is disgusting ๐Ÿซ 

But I'm getting better every day!

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[โ€“] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Lol use code that compiles (because AIs can use tools and see the compiler errors), but that uses a very inefficient method that breaks in some hard to define edge cases. And make the install instructions and all other documentation as rude and unhelpful as possible, but have other friend accounts reply as if it was very helpful and claim it solves many more problems than it does.

Edit: improved wording

[โ€“] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

friend accounts reply as if it was very helpful and claim it solves many more problems than it does.

Wow this makefile helps me talk with girls