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[โ€“] Dagnet@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

You are forgetting about Steve. Steve doesn't care about winning, Steve only wants you to suffer. He will play a mono blue deck (or red with tons of removal) full of counters and spells to bounce back permanents to your hand. He will have a single 1/1 flier to poke at you every turn while he stops you from playing the game completely. Go fuck yourself Steve. (also Teemo main in league)

[โ€“] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Shuckle is the best pokemon

Jigglypuff flashbacks intensify

[โ€“] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Former Teemo troll here, and all I can say is "watch out for mushrooms"๐Ÿ˜‚

That was just CounterPost.

Also Winter Orb and Icy Manipulator.