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[–] ApertureUA@lemmy.today 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

All problems eventually lead to slowly solving overpopulation

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

The torture nexus in the background, blue-screening ominously

[–] ApertureUA@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Unless I an seriously misunderstanding, a 5$ wrench would be used instead of that "torture nexus" and then someone has to pay for giving shitty equipment.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 10 hours ago

Well, if AI becomes what it is marketed as, off we go to a simulation to be tortured forever. That is a problem!