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[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I didn't get high, I didn't get laid... goddamn, how much of life did I miss?

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 days ago

Did you at least sneak a smirnoff ice out of the basement and share it on your walk?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago

It's never too late to follow your dreams!

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was supposed to get laid with my cousin, but then I didn't get high

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Now I'm uninvited to gatherings, and I know why.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

Because I didn't get high
Didn't get high
Didn't get hi-igh

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Went on the wrong walk

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

You have their number? Fuckin' get after it