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[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tap for spoilerI’m guessing the prof would say “if you cant put your finger in, rape isn’t real” then like, put the glass in his pocket or fend them off.

Bring in a toy gun and say “let me put my finger in or I’ll shoot you” to prove that rape is real.