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Kate Beckinsale claims her daughter's boyfriend has laid 2 eggs: 'It’s a little bit gross' (ew.com)

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Beckinsale explained that she initially thought her daughter’s boyfriend was just looking for attention until she noticed that, similarly to an egg, whatever had passed through his body had a “shell” and a “yolk” when opened.

“Hold on a second,” host Jimmy Kimmel said. “An egg came out of his body?”

According to Beckinsale, yes. “Not out of his mouth or ears, it came out the route that it would come out of a hen,” Beckinsale replied. “Well, not his vagina. He went to the bathroom and was very surprised to find that he had laid an egg.”

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

~~Reminder that her daughter's dad is Charlie Sheen, meaning that at the height of his crazy, Kate was shacking up with him~~

She always seemed intelligent, but I think it's just because she has an English accent

Like, she doesn't even know chickens have a combination but vagina, and we're supposed to take her word on this?

There's a non-zero chance her daughter and the boyfriend are fucking with her too. Even if I saw an egg come out of someone's but, I'm gonna take the logical explanation that he or someone else put it up there. Especially since it was apparently hard boiled.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 3 points 8 hours ago

Wait, hard-boiled? I was initially impressed by the muscle control it takes to get an egg up there intact, but now I am less impressed.

[–] scott@lem.free.as 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

... combination but vagina ...

Cloaca.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You say Cloaca and it's one of those words everyone's heard but don't really understand...

Combination but vagina

Really gets the point across

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 19 points 1 day ago

It confused me, because they put "but" as in except, not "butt" as in bumhole.

[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 3 points 23 hours ago

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago

Wonder hole.

[–] multi_flexi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Michael Sheen, not related to American Sheens.

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

American Sheens (as in the actors) aren’t really Sheens. So not surprising.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 4 points 22 hours ago

EMILIOOOooooo

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Weird...

Could have sworn she had tiger blood coursing through her veins

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Don't think anyone here was in danger of actually thinking his body produced and laid an egg.