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If you can fit a cup, you are not a newb and only newbs forget to properly flush before doing butt stuff.
Still, you should probably wipe it down before putting it back in grandma's tea set.
Bold of you to assume grandma hasn't been doing the same for decades.
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It was in there for three days. Unless he fully emptied himself and didn't eat anything, there's gonna be shit on that cup.
Isn't flushing bad for the microbiome?
Not as bad a tea cups or impacted feces stuck in the colon. You don't have to do a full colonic unless you are going very deep. You just need to clear the lower colon, so a couple of passes with an enema bulb should do the trick.