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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 26 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If you can fit a cup, you are not a newb and only newbs forget to properly flush before doing butt stuff.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Still, you should probably wipe it down before putting it back in grandma's tea set.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Bold of you to assume grandma hasn't been doing the same for decades.

[–] trk@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

.... The Aristocrats!

[–] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

🎵 Streaks on the china...! 🎶

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago

It was in there for three days. Unless he fully emptied himself and didn't eat anything, there's gonna be shit on that cup.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Isn't flushing bad for the microbiome?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago

Not as bad a tea cups or impacted feces stuck in the colon. You don't have to do a full colonic unless you are going very deep. You just need to clear the lower colon, so a couple of passes with an enema bulb should do the trick.