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you do if you use eg a jetbrains IDE and your codebase is all dockerized and requires 34 separate containers to be running and also the company makes you install a "security" software that constantly scans every fucking file on the machine....
Also don't forget having to run electron apps like Slack that a lot of companies use.
oh yeah. and zoom eats up an entire god damned core minimum. jumps to two entire cores occasionally.
modern software is absolutely incredible for all the wrong reasons