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This pissed me off today. My girlfriend asked me for McDonald's, the cart total was $18.76. Then 13.99 for a delivery fee. Then 6.87 for "taxes and other fees". Plus a tip to the driver. It was over 40 dollars for less than 20 dollars of food.
What the fuck?
And after all that, you get cold/slightly warm food! Yum, cold McDonald’s fries…
They're not bad reheated in an air fryer mind, especially with a bit of extra oil.
Still considerably substandard though, especially for the money.
If you're going to the trouble to reheat fast food fries with a fryer you might as well just make your own.