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Nice weather we're having (media.piefed.social)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 83 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (10 children)

if a woman used this line on me my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The dystopia calls for the payment failing due to...

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i bought too many board games

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was not expecting that, but I am respecting that

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