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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Slowly bleed out? Yes. Be a cop? Abso-fucking-lutely not.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Rookie partner in crime !

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Since we're talking fantasies then I'll go with martyr for the cause