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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 176 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Bad news, everyone. We have detected cockroaches in the kitchen.

The good news is that we just turned off the lights, so now we can't see them.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

Holy moley, that's a perfect metaphor, because we all know how cockroach behavior & numbers accelerate when they're in the dark.

[–] YgestWefsid@lemmy.today 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Turning the lights off does not matter anymore, because these accounts glow in the dark. Thats what they look like right now:

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 10 points 3 days ago

America did that for COVID, which is why we had such low numbers.

Oh and all those COVID deaths? Natural causes.