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[–] lib1@hexbear.net 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

“despite scale” is the funniest way to say he has 14 fucking kids

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

1.4 * 10^1^ kids

Translated for my fellow Eloncore STEMlords who couldn’t tell what that number meant

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 18 points 23 hours ago

He has way more through weird, I don't know what to call them... contracts?, with women to carry his children that aren't very public and with whom he has no formal relationship with.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have 11 fucking kids. Or maintenance techs, as they like to be called. Sometimes they get a little twitchy when I call them kids.

[–] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago

And he's hoping for 88 grandchildren.