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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It’s the year 30,000. God-Emperor George Washington moans to life and leads Earth to war against the rest of the universe.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

A man reads the news of this break on his shigawire paper. "Huh that sucks," he says, desensitized. "Still not the worst thing to happen this year" he muses to himself. He turns to get back into the food line, the zombie apocalypse on distant Terra already forgotten.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Washington wakes up... "My slaves... Where are my slaves?!?! I need to recapture them..." [Heads north]