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[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So let me get this straight: no dogs, no cats, no companion animals of any kind, no rock stars, and no comedians. Who the fuck wants to get raptured? Place sounds like a nightmare.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago

Yep. To quote Billy Joel in Only the Good Die Young, "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun."

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's liturgy, and probably some animals for sacrifices. It's not as barren as you may think.

The others go to hell. They probably party a lot down there.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Do the sacrificed animals come back to heaven for sacrifice again, or do they just "quickly" run out of animals?