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[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How do you mesmerize a port a potty? I'm almost afraid to ask, but here I am lol

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

You look deep into it's soul... "porta-potty, I'm going to count back from ten to one, when I reach one, you will be a coffee shop... ten, nine..."

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago

How do you mesmerize a port a potty?

There's a mobile game in there somewhere.....

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Well I pass one on my bike and make a mental note. I live in smallish city so for me its essential to know. I have peed in alleyways and bushes off the trails but I much prefer the privacy of the port a potty, or an actual bathroom. There use to be some by the hotels and recently renovated buildings, also in some parks. I been out of commission cause I broke my collarbone, biking, so I don't know a lot of the recent spots admittedly