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Free water fountains still exist but good luck finding a public bathroom in walking distance of said fountain. I literally have every port a potty mesmerized in my city because no one will let you use the bathroom, even then some get locked up or completely removed ๐ฅฒ
How do you mesmerize a port a potty? I'm almost afraid to ask, but here I am lol
You look deep into it's soul... "porta-potty, I'm going to count back from ten to one, when I reach one, you will be a coffee shop... ten, nine..."
There's a mobile game in there somewhere.....
Well I pass one on my bike and make a mental note. I live in smallish city so for me its essential to know. I have peed in alleyways and bushes off the trails but I much prefer the privacy of the port a potty, or an actual bathroom. There use to be some by the hotels and recently renovated buildings, also in some parks. I been out of commission cause I broke my collarbone, biking, so I don't know a lot of the recent spots admittedly
I love the public washrooms in parks that are closed 'after hours', despite the park facilities being rented out for adult sports outside of those hours
they're really streamlining that sex offender pipeline by telling adults to piss in the woods next to a park, often near a school