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Job applications want your whole life (media.piefed.world)
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[–] TheCynicalSaint@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What the Hell happens if you have neither?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Either you:

  • panic and stop the application because you're a literal child
  • you stop the application like an an adult because because of the red flag this is
  • you write in "no" or "I don't use them" like an adult
  • or you provide your information like a child because you're incapable of even the slimmest act of defiance.
[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I have no social media because I devote all my free time to my job."