this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2025
543 points (96.9% liked)

Not The Onion

18624 readers
3072 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Your sister is a piece of shit.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago
[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

And a dicknosed douche-canoe.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I appreciate your appreciation

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I appreciate how appreciative you both are

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I appreciate your appreciation of our appreciation

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago

That makes me feel so appreciated. I'm glad that my appreciation of your appreciation was appreciated.