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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They actually do that narrow hallway awkward press your body against the wall and shuffle pass thing.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 25 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Ope, I'll just scooch right by ya there

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love you people. My family, my friends, and then you people. You're like the third leg of my sanity stool.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Ooh, I love Sanity Stool, have you heard their new single?

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago

Damnit I’ve said this exact thing.

Or after the short dance I’ll just point a direction and be like “I’ll go that way”

Those are literally the only two options. Super polite and wordy, or awkward and asocial.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Do they do crotch-to-crotch?