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"I visited europe" goes to the uk
The uk is somehow actually less european than the caucasian countries and kazakhstan which everyone criticizes for pretending to be european.
The idea that the UK has less in common with France than France does with Kazakhstan is hilarious.
Bravo!
Is the UK american, or the US British?
yes
There's more monarchists in the US.
How to start a war with a single question.
Fun related "fact": Shakespeare supposedly sounds more period-accurate in a generic American accent than a modern British accent because the British dramatically changed their accent some time after the US split and the American accent has changed less over the centuries.
The British accent? There are hundreds, if not thousands of different accents.
And there are equally as many American accents.
https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english
That's super neat. Thank you for sharing that and linking the article! I appreciate it! :)
I love weird trivia like that. Another fun one is that scientists have discovered 3 or 4 different regional accents across the US in the calls of crows.
Are they all distinct accents, or are they slight variations on an accent?
Bit of column A, bit of column B...
Well, they're all equally fancy to me!
What's generic American mean?
West Coast/Californian
Think Midwestern, not New York, Bostonian, or Southern twang.
vowels tend to be spoken with a flatter, wider mouth/tongue shape
Which existed before the other?
The US is British, that is why they speak English and not Americans.
Given that the British keep fucking latinizing their damned language you'd think they were trying to move away from English. Seriously you don't say solder off you sod off, remove the L you Saxon fuckwads.
Now, now, I know it's frustrating, but try to soldier on.
Exactly!