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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

we could probably lift the slab and put it someplace. like his library, maybe. Or one of his golf courses.

[–] Steve@communick.news 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
I'll get it for my museum of all Rumps failures. It's something I've been dreaming of. Exhibits covering all his horrendus and failed buisness. From casinos and condos to steaks and sneakers.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Great idea for his library. Since you know… he won’t put books in it.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

We should save the slab, drill some holes in it, place it over his grave and call it the Pedo Trump Memorial Toilet

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago