Chairkitty Meow wants to redistribute all your food! These authoritarian tankie catgirls are completely out of control!
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who the fuck is putting a giant slab of butter on their steak and seven eggs
I've wondered this for ages since noticing Joe Rogan fans put butter in their coffee starting ~2013. I'm pretty sure they think they're supplementing Butyralic acid. It's good for your gut health and butter is high in it, it's also present in tons of vegetables and anything fermented but Rogan was probably getting a kick back promoting a type of butter. Actual medical supplementation of butyrate tends to come in the form of an enema
Brb shoving a stick of butter up my ass to own the woke mob
i guess i've been on the chud diet the whole time
Eh, right wingers are weirdos who eat like Homer Simpson at the best of times. I've stopped questioning it long ago.
at least homer simpson eats because he enjoys it. i don't think these people have experienced pleasure for a decade or more
That's a good point. You can tell Homer at least gets something out of the "mmm...donuts" - these guys obviously just eat like this because of toxic masculinity.