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My girlfriend is an actual model, just fyi (feddit.org)

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[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

I used to date a fairly popular camgirl. Like “she made more money in a 4 hour stream than I made in a month” popular. She eventually grew to hate the work, but the money was too good for her to pass up.

The “it’s not dating if you’re paying her” jokes got old pretty quick.