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my girlfriend is a (fashion) model: 😀
my girlfriend is a (fashion) model: ☹️ (on top of being constantly stressed out about her livelihood being tied to her physical appearance, now AI image gen threatens her entire industry)
[disclaimer i do not actually have a gf. i'm a mentally ill lemmy nerd fuckin pray for me bros]
upvoted for the disclaimer bc relatable
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I'm not mentally ill so I can't send prayers. I'll send thoughts instead, mainly happy thoughts about me not being mentally ill.
[Disclaimer: Not only am I mentally ill and not a dog, but I'm a chronic liar as well.]
Wait. You're saying you might not be a doctor? I might have to rethink the advice you've provided me.
Look man if I can get a girl to ask me out by being a complete wackadoodle (then break up with me before Valentine’s Day, but that’s beside the point) YOU CAN DO IT TOO, I BELIVE IT YOU JUST GO FOR IT
(Damn I should really take my own advice)
Does not work for many of us
True this is just my own experience and last I checked, my experience is not universal, however the point I was trying to get across is that i believe in you whatever you do (morals permitting)
i live in the only city in my county with three lesbian bars i have negative excuses lol
well aside from being really broke i guess
There aren't cities with three lesbian bars in thrm anymore. Not a thing.
NYC has Henrietta Hudson, Cubbyhole, and Ginger's
technically only Henrietta is an official lesbian bar, but Cubbyhole and Ginger's crowds are usually ≥80% lesbians and other queer femmes in my experience
Okay, sure, maybe new York, if you count unofficial.