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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 153 points 2 days ago (3 children)

my girlfriend is a (fashion) model: 😀
my girlfriend is a (fashion) model: ☹️ (on top of being constantly stressed out about her livelihood being tied to her physical appearance, now AI image gen threatens her entire industry)

[disclaimer i do not actually have a gf. i'm a mentally ill lemmy nerd fuckin pray for me bros]

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)

upvoted for the disclaimer bc relatable

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i’m a mentally ill lemmy nerd fuckin pray for me bros

I'm not mentally ill so I can't send prayers. I'll send thoughts instead, mainly happy thoughts about me not being mentally ill.

[Disclaimer: Not only am I mentally ill and not a dog, but I'm a chronic liar as well.]

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Disclaimer: Not only am I mentally ill and not a dog, but I'm a chronic liar as well.]

Wait. You're saying you might not be a doctor? I might have to rethink the advice you've provided me.

[–] FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Look man if I can get a girl to ask me out by being a complete wackadoodle (then break up with me before Valentine’s Day, but that’s beside the point) YOU CAN DO IT TOO, I BELIVE IT YOU JUST GO FOR IT

(Damn I should really take my own advice)

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 2 points 1 day ago

True this is just my own experience and last I checked, my experience is not universal, however the point I was trying to get across is that i believe in you whatever you do (morals permitting)

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i live in the only city in my county with three lesbian bars i have negative excuses lol

well aside from being really broke i guess

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There aren't cities with three lesbian bars in thrm anymore. Not a thing.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

NYC has Henrietta Hudson, Cubbyhole, and Ginger's

technically only Henrietta is an official lesbian bar, but Cubbyhole and Ginger's crowds are usually ≥80% lesbians and other queer femmes in my experience

Okay, sure, maybe new York, if you count unofficial.