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[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The sales targets for Elon's $1T payday are so astronomical and they've been set up in the face of enormous headwinds.

Certainly possible Elon uses the promise of a future payment as leverage on new loans, so he can continue debt-financing his billionaire lifestyle. But like so much else, this is promising you $$$ on Tuesday for a cheeseburger today. The board rubber stamped a check they have no intention of seeing cashed.

[โ€“] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

I had read they can overrule the requirements though?