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Elon Musk Willing To Forgo $1 Trillion Pay Deal if Shareholders Tell Him They Think He Is Cool (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] borth@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

And they have to tell him they think he's smart and his degrees are real.