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Are people also using eggplants improperly? And, you're proud to never have said thank you?
I don't use eggplant as a euphemism for penis. I just say penis.
I don't grovel like a simp. I say thank you and please like an adult, because I am an adult.
You sound like a child who is so desperate to sound like an adult that they obsess over meaningless things like using the correct emojis.
🤡 🖕
this means I'm sorry if it is clear enough.
Hmm, very childish.
well if you're going to accuse me of being childish I would hate to pass the opportunity up.
And you insist you're an adult.
you realize I've known you're trolling me, but is it a troll if I'm trolling you to troll me?
either way I can waste your time all day.