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All Cops Are Bastards

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 82 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The DHS spokesperson issued a statement saying: 'America is grateful all the time for our federal law enforcement officers who keep us safe. We suggest Ms. Rodrigo thank them for their service, not belittle their sacrifice.'

Olivia Rodrigo WARNED

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The headline creator separated a shoulder with that stretch.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They should definitely get a stepladder before they injure themselves.

She SLAMMED them so hard. They're so SLAMMED right now.

Unrelated, slam now sounds like a form of fusion lunch meat.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

'Eviscerated' is creeping in.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Disemboweled just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Edit: the pun was not intended

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

I'll have a slammy on rye plz

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

What you smoking? Sounds like a warning to STFU and get in line to me.