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Loose pig named ‘Breakfast’ is terrorizing residents of a New York neighborhood
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2025
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They will, in a breakfast sanctuary. Locally known as a diner.
I do not have a dog and I do not eat meat. Just talking hard truth and making bad puns. I'm sorry I offended you.
I didn't say I was hoping for the diner outcome. It would be nice if Breakfast lived out his days frolicking upstate. Again, I apologize for inserting my dark humor into your optimism.
Buffalo already is Upstate....
Yeah fair
Was the dog farmed for meat? Great!
Was it raised as a companion animal? Go Fuck Yourself.
I fucking hate militant vegans.
Dogs are horrible livestock, BTW. There's not enough meat gained for the amount of feed you have to give it. I guess the cultures that do raise dogs for meat must give them offal from other livestock to eat because there's really not much meat on a dog.
edit: heh, you want to know what the probable best source of meat on a cost basis is? Guinea Pig. Eats less than chickens, is also tastier, IMO.
Cool story bruh