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If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 weeks ago

I couldn’t stand the thought of a socialist running a city that is supposed to be managed by egomaniacal kleptocrats. Still, I held out hope that Mamdani’s sex-offender opponent would ultimately prevail.

This thing is pure gold 🤣