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[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 134 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Two players draw their battalions on opposite corners of the paper, both with the same number of outward facing tanks. Player 1 places a pen on one of their tanks and then an index finger on top, like you see in the comic. You then flick the pen and try to get it in the other player’s ass. However far it gets, you mark the end and then it’s the other player’s turn.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 131 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait... the other player's ass? Now, this sounds like my type of game

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You should use blunt objects like canning jars for safety reasons.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don’t forget the flared base.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The whole thing is a flared base!

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 17 points 1 week ago

make sure you record the crunch and shriek like the OG then

[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ass? Try to get it in...their ass?

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 37 points 1 week ago

You heard the guy

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

I used to play this all the time in grade school. One day I had like 12 pens sticking out of my ass.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Once the pen is too easy then you move up to Sharpies.... it gets exciting from there.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cool! Thanks for the explanation. I thought maybe each player got a certain set linear distance per move and the objective was to intercept or evade to engage.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There's a pen-and-paper game called Racetrack, in which people can move the 'cars' a certain amount according to acceleration/braking, turning and inertia. It simulates the physics of actual racing remarkably well, better than many video games. There are both web and mobile implementations of the game.

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Remarkably, apparently either the server or the client replace backslashes in Markdown links with forward slashes, which is completely bogus and nonsensical.

The correct link is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racetrack_(game)

Also interesting that you're the first person to raise this issue after two hours and ten upvotes.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can still make a hyperlink by escaping () as %28%29.

[Racetrack (game)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racetrack_%28game%29)

Racetrack (game)

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This might be true perhaps; but the crux of the matter is that I shouldn't do more than the traditional human-oriented escaping of the addresses, which relies extensively on plain and friendly backslashes, instead of devilish and time-consuming machine-produced percent-codes.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Browsers would only escape parentheses in the address bar using the percent method until some time in the 2010s so many web users don't remember it. I agree that there should be an easier way for the writer but at least with a working hyperlink (which can currently only be made with %28 and %29), the experience is smooth for the reader.

Maybe a bot can be made to detect these errors on Lemmy? Another pitfall with Wikipedia links is the m. in mobile URLs that does not redirect to the desktop version (as opposed to the other way around) - a Reddit bot existed for this - so perhaps one can be made with both functions.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm happy to report that Wikipedia seems to have dropped the ‘m.’ prefix, and finally detects the device capabilities instead.

Huh, must be a recent development. They also seem to use cookies because clicking "Mobile" or "Desktop" (very last link on each page) has a lasting effect but they've been for a long time.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

It had a link to search for "racetrack (game)" that then went to the actual article. Seemed weird but I got there and assume others did

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Sweet, that was racing fast