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  • 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
  • 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 129 points 1 week ago (20 children)

why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole

Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 50 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Now imagine pressure washing it.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Now imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

My dogs love peanut butter!

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