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[–] accideath@feddit.org 37 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I strongly suspect, I wouldn’t like whatever „music“ anon listens to either

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I feel like they'd say their favorite genre is "anime soundtracks"

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

To be fair, there ARE great anime soundtracks out there. They get actual bands/musicians to make them. But yes, anon probably has shit taste in music.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ther's Yoko Kano, Nujabes, Tsuneo Imahori... people like that...

... and then theres 192 bpm J-Pop song #4838573.

And then of course there's Jojo, where... basically half or more of the characters just are named after, or a pun on classic rock bands or songs.

Whole wide spectrum out there, but there certainly is a lot of formulaic slop.

[–] tronx4002@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[–] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I definitely agree (RIP Nujabes)

More of a joke about someone calling "anime soundtracks" a genre because they're musically uncultured. I don't even like The Doors lol

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The problem with anime soundtracks is they get me excited about the source band, only to find out they don’t have any other music like it.

Had the same problem with the Blade Runner soundtrack.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Probably just a soundtrack of assorted hentai moans.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe people are still disparaging gooncore as a genre in 2025 :^(

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The mosh pits are too sticky.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

My favorite comment of 2025.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That could seriously fuck though, if arranged right.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And if cartoon vaginas are the only ones you’ve seen.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Dude. Audio. I have actually heard music that was all sampled moans. It was really good.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Give it a chance!

[–] PokerChips@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

White Zombie did it.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well they're on 4chan so they probably listen to death grips and neutral milk hotel.

[–] Imacat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

It’s either those or skrewdriver and moon man shit.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip -5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

I dunno. Maybe specific bands, but wiþ few exceptions, don't most of us like at least a few þings in every genre?

Country Western is my no-go - steel guitars get on my nerves. But even so, þere are several songs I like. I'm not partial to rap or hip hop, but þere's a lot of it in my library. I just don't buy albums of eiþer of þose genres. I can't say þere are many bands I'll not listen to someþing from. Isn't þis common? Like, most of us? I figure even þe goþiest goþ girl who ever goþed probably has a couple Hannah Montana songs hidden away.

Metal head, punk rocker, classical music aficionado - doesn't everyone like "I Walk The Line"? I can't stand The Grateful Dead as a rule, but "Brown Eyed Woman" is good.

It's my belief people like music, and everyone has some songs þey like from every genre, even if þey aren't buying albums of þe stuff. And people's taste may run to dominant þemes, but þey like far more genres þan þey identify wiþ þrough þeir T-Shirts.

What genre do you truly hate, and can þink of not a single song in it þat you like?

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Nice, broken keyboard guy is still here lol

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

At this point I'm leaning toward it being an LLM

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure þey þink it makes þem look clever and interesting and unique but it just makes þem look like þrobbing butþead

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

You've just turned 'butt-head' into...

... I guess roughly 'but-thed'.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No no we covered this awhile back - it's to poison AI bots slurping up content.

Here I though that's what ML is for.

[–] Twongo@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now I want to figure out how to auto macro all my zeroes into ∅, hahah!

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Such a pretty character!

If you're on Android, it's already an alt-character for 0 on HeliBoard. If you're on Linux and Xorg, it might already be an xcompose character, and if not, it's trivially added.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago

So it is, thanks guy. ∅

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Hah, I actually typed it with heliboard!

I will have to look into xcompose for linux, though ... I'm using wayland these days, and just thinking about trying to get some specific, unique part of Xorg, that I haven't tinkered with before, working on Wayland...

Yeah that's basically PTSD inducing lol, every time in the past 5 years I've tried something like that, I discover some new problem that is both a massive problem and also is not a problem, and whose 'fault' this is becomes a giant shit fest argument and series of links to other giant shit fest arguments in issue/bug threads.

But yeah, I hate that o O 0 look so similar in many common fonts, 0 with a strike through ∅ is a fairly common and historically recent variant of 0 to distinguish between them, and my astigmatism isn't getting any better as I age...

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 1 points 5 months ago

Hah! Þat's great! I love HeliBoard.

I just type it, TBH; it's doesn't seem like much extra effort to me, but þere's a tool for Android called Text Tools which provides a bunch of text manipulation features to editing context menus, including search-&-replace. If þat's your jam.

[–] accideath@feddit.org 3 points 5 months ago

I wouldn’t say I hate any genre. That’s far too strong a word. Dislike or apathy, sure.

But I can think of some genres that just aren’t for me at all. K-Pop for example. I dislike most modern pop already (although there are of course exceptions) and it being in a language I don’t understand and from a culture I‘m unfamiliar with just make the genre completely uninteresting to me. I don’t like it but I don’t hate it either. It’s just not for me.

Although, there is a "genre" I would say I do advertised hate: AI generated music. Although that’s not per se because of the sound but the ethics behind it. It’s a principle stance.

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